Big 12 rankings, Week Four: The professional wrestling edition

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The (last?) Big 12 season is under way. As we head into October, this week’s rankings are brought to you by professional wrestling ..

1. OKLAHOMA (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Missouri 38-28 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Ball State

THE RUB: The Sooners are stylin’ and profilin’ after avenging last year’s loss to Missouri …

2. OKLAHOMA STATE (4-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Texas A&M 30-29 | THIS WEEK: Bye

THE RUB: Impressive comeback by the Cowboys on the road. The offense resembles …

3. BAYLOR (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Rice 56-31 | THIS WEEK: At Kansas State

THE RUB: The offense looks great. The defense does not. Baylor doesn’t stink anymore, but the Bears have been the Honky Tonk Man of the Big 12 since its inception …

4. TEXAS (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Bye | THIS WEEK: At Iowa State

THE RUB: Like Kevin Nash and his bloated contract and ego helped derail WCW, the Longhorns may destroy the Big 12 …

5. KANSAS STATE (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Miami 28-24 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Baylor

THE RUB: Still not sure what to make of the Wildcats. Nice win at Miami, which beat Ohio State. Then again, Miami lost to Maryland, who lost to Temple by five touchdowns at home. Thus far, Bill Snyder has coached like The Brain …

6. TEXAS A&M (2-1) | LAST WEEK: Lost to Oklahoma State 30-29 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Arkansas

THE RUB: Imagine that, the Aggies are overrated. A lot like this guy …

7. IOWA STATE (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Bye | THIS WEEK: Vs. Texas

THE RUB: The Cyclones have been a surprise and have a chance to show they’re legit this week against Texas. A loss could resemble this …

8. MISSOURI (2-2) | LAST WEEK: Lost at Oklahoma 38-28 | THIS WEEK: Bye

THE RUB: The Tigers are young but talented. The defense has been abysmal. The Oct. 8 game at Kansas State might define the season. A loss, and the season might look like this …

9. TEXAS TECH (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Nevada 35-34 | THIS WEEK: At Kansas

THE RUB: Up next is Kansas. Sort of like a bye week. Who’s decision was it to bump Mike Leach? …

10. KANSAS (2-1) | LAST WEEK: Bye | THIS WEEK: Vs. Texas Tech

THE RUB: This is one of the few chances at a win KU has left on its schedule. The Hawks are to the Big 12 what this guy was to WCW …

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4 thoughts on “Big 12 rankings, Week Four: The professional wrestling edition

  1. Vicki Ruggiero

    Wildcats have the #1 defense in the nation and proved it on Saturday. First and goal and they kept them out of the end zone. Wow…….

    • Ernie Webb III

      It was a good stand, but let’s hold off on the best defense in the nation thing until K-State plays a real offense. Like this week and next.

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