Big 12 rankings, Week Three: The Seinfeld edition

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Going into the fourth week of the season, the Big 12 is 24-2. Not bad for a conference that’ll likely implode this week. The Week Three Big 12 rankings are brought to you by Seinfeld (for last year’s Seinfeld edition, click here):

1. OKLAHOMA (2-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Florida State 23-13 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Missouri

THE RUB: Yes, the Seminoles played much of the second half without their starting quarterback, but the Sooners still won a huge road game a top-five team. Looks like Oklahoma will be saying this to the other nine teams in the Big 12 …

2. OKLAHOMA STATE (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Tulsa 59-33 | THIS WEEK: At Texas A&M

THE RUB: Anchored by their 42-year-old quarterback, 19th-year running back and Dez Bryant’s clone, the offense look unstoppable. Nobody wants this …

3. BAYLOR (2-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Stephen F. Austin 48-0 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Rice

THE RUB: Suddenly the Bears look legit. Too bad they’ll be in the Mexican League next year. But, for now, it’s this time of the year in Waco …

4. TEXAS A&M (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Idaho 37-7 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Oklahoma State

THE RUB: We’ll find out this week is the Aggies are for real. For now, thanks to A&M, the Big 12 is experiencing …

5. MISSOURI (2-1) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Western Illinois 69-0 | THIS WEEK: At Oklahoma

THE RUB: That Arizona State loss hurts even more after the Sun Devils throw one away Saturday at Illinois. Think Oklahoma remembers last year’s loss at Mizzou? The Tigers have no hand …

6. TEXAS (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated UCLA 49-20 | THIS WEEK: Bye

THE RUB: Anybody outside of Texas not hate the Longhorns right now? Maybe we’re all …

7. IOWA STATE (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Uconn 24-20 | THIS WEEK: Bye

THE RUB: Believe it or not, it is Iowa State …

8. TEXAS TECH (2-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated New Mexico 59-13 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Nevada

THE RUB: Tommy Tuberville vs. Mike Leach. You’re talking apples vs. onions …

9. KANSAS STATE (2-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Kent State 37-0 | THIS WEEK: At Miami, Fla.

THE RUB: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Snyder …

10. KANSAS (2-1) | LAST WEEK: Lost to Georgia Tech 66-24 | THIS WEEK: Bye

THE RUB: Ladies and gentlemen, KU’s defense …

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