Big 12 rankings Week Four: The “Saturday Night Live” skits edition

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Halfway through the season and Texas and Kansas are running away from the pack. The Week Four rankings are brought to you by “Saturday Night Live” skits: 

TEXAS (20-3, 8-0, +4): The Longhorns continue to dominate after two more double-digit wins last week. Rick Barnes’ team is getting the sugar they need …

KANSAS (22-1, 7-1, +4): The Jayhawks kept pace with Texas and open the second half of the conference slate with a home game against arch rival Missouri. KU had a hell of a time finding an AD. Did they interview this man? …

BAYLOR (15-7, 5-4, +1): The Bears got a much-needed marquee road win Saturday at College Station. Perhaps they consulted this deeply spiritual person ….

MISSOURI (18-5, 4-4, even): Ho hum, road loss, followed by a dominating win at home. But, as we’ve learned about this conference if you don’t win on the road, your Big 12 title hopes mean jack squat …

TEXAS A&M (17-5, 4-4, -2): The Aggies are starting to fall apart after three straight losses, including back-to-back home setbacks against Texas and Baylor. Remember when this was the surprise team in the league? ….

COLORADO (15-9, 4-5, even): With the exception of a win at K-State two weeks ago, the Buffaloes have found life on the road to be a scalding hot tub …

KANSAS STATE (16-8, 4-5): Perhaps the departure of Wally Judge has actually helped this team. Or perhaps they’re using more cowbell …

OKLAHOMA STATE (16-7, 4-5, -1): The Cowboys took care of business and remained in the hunt for an NCAA bid by upending Missouri and Oklahoma at home. This clip has nothing to do with OSU, but it simply has to be in this blog …

NEBRASKA (15-7, 3-5, -1): Doc Sadler’s teams always amaze me. They look nothing like a basketball team physically, but always seem to compete. Still, they’re “wookin pa nub” from the NCAA Tournament committee …

OKLAHOMA (12-10, 4-4, +1): As bad as the Sooners were in the nonconference, Jeff Capel deserves credit for the turnaround in conference. Those of us who thought OU would finish last were WRONG! …

TEXAS TECH (11-13, 3-6, -2): They’ve somehow managed to win three conference games, but would they be any worse with this cat as head coach …

IOWA STATE (14-10, 1-8, -4): The Cyclones may need to see this guy for a little pick-me-up …

Big 12 rankings, Week 3: “Office Space” edition … http://tinyurl.com/6cw4gy9

Big 12 rankings, Week 2: One-hit wonders edition … http://tinyurl.com/4zwe4jl

Big 12 rankings, Week 1: “The Big Lebowski” edition … http://tinyurl.com/66dexn2

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